I worked at a bakery slash deli in Santa Monica when I was fifteen. I was an...– Chris Pine on The Tonight Show (February 8th, 2012)
loki-heartbreaker: So…when I saw this picture…it took me forever to work out what was wrong with it. I knew something was up, because it just didn’t feel like a proper good ol’ Tom. That’s when I realized… He’s standing still with his legs closed. I mean… When… Does… He… Ever… Do… That?
thatfunnyblog: IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
vixikori: knifefarty: Why is 9 mad at 10? Because 10 lost 9’s rose. get the fuck out
viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you...
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
sherlockspeare: johnlocks-mind-palace: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: thesignofthrees: /AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/ /AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/ He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier. /AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/ /AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/ /AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/ /AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/ /AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/ /AGGRESSIVELY...
ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! ...